Secaucus native Christopher Alvaro Hernandez made light of the Duck Pond alligator sighting with some fantastic photoshops posted on Mayor Michael Gonnelli’s Facebook page.
First, we have Mayor Gonnelli inserted into a scene from Jaws in front of a billboard making a joke of the town’s “killer gator”:
And then we have the crocodile from Disney’s Peter Pan leaping out of the middle of the pond.
To be clear, the local reptile is rather small, has not harmed anyone and does not contain a ticking clock.
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